Bad Feeling About This

I bought this to listen to on a road trip. Everyone on the car enjoyed this hilarious story. This is another Jeff Strand winner.

Fun story, intense at times, lots of
Laughing out loud at lines

Needs more pictures. Ha!

I used Audible version.

Easy read, funny. Perfect for a young teen who may not like reading.

I am a huge Jeff Strand fan, so when I read this book I though it was a bit childish, I think a teenager might have enjoyed it more.

Sixteen-year-old Henry who is a geek and afraid of everything including sea horses and lobsters get talked into going to a Survival Camp run by a scary looking dude named Max, by his parents and his best friend Randy. He arrives there and there are only three other campers there beside him and Randy. Stu, Jackie, who has green hair and is younger than the rest of them, and Erik, who is more adept than the rest of them. Max tells them to turn over the electronics they weren’t supposed to bring or it will be destroyed when he finds it. So they madly scramble to give over phones, iPods, game boys, and the like. But Jackie is holding out and Max stomps on it. Henry for some reason gets up the guts to talk back to Max and tells him he can’t do that or tell them to do push-ups. Max begs to differ and Henry finds himself doing pushups till he pukes and sleeping outside that night.

While he’s outside that night he meets Monica from the music camp a few miles away. Henry thinks she’s hot and nice and really cool. But when he asks to use her phone to play a game on it he sees a message from her roommate about how her boyfriend had texted her looking for Monica. She hasn’t said anything about a boyfriend so Henry hasn’t given up on her yet.

The first day there Henry hits a bullseye on the archery field. The next day he isn’t so lucky. He and Randy team up to build a shelter outdoors. It falls apart and catches fire leaving Max to wonder where he went wrong. The other team only did marginally better. That night Monica will bring some friends from her camp to the Survival Camp. While Henry doesn’t have to sleep outside, he sneaks out to wait for Monica in case she arrives. Monica wants to scare the boys inside their building and they do by screaming a bit in front of the boys’ cots. They freak out for a second but then are pleasantly surprised. Until Max arrives with a gun and shoots up the ceiling scaring everyone. Henry tells him to calm down that it’s just some girls from the other camp and Max calms down. He tells the boys it’s alright if the girls come over but they need to be quiet. But the girls don’t come back over and the boys have no luck finding their camp in the dark.

Every time Henry has to run, he has a tendency to trip and fall on his face. Not to mention he can’t run very far. Then the Survival Games have started. You can get hit three times in the chest or twice in the arm or leg counting as one hit. There are weapons in boxes around the forest as well as other goodies. While they are off playing the game, Max gets a visit from the mafia who is owed money by Max’s boss who told them that Max was actually his partner and who had the money. Max explains this to them and that the kids have left for the summer. They kill Max just as Henry is coming back to camp after being the first person to get killed by Erik. Henry manages to get away from them and runs into the woods finding Erik who he tells what is going on, but Erik doesn’t believe him at first. But once he does it becomes only a matter of time before the others come back to camp and meet up with the bad guys so they must find a way to protect the others.

What follows is a madcap adventure of the campers versus the bad guys in a hilarious adventure fit for the movie it will eventually be turned into. This camp will teach Henry that there are more important things to fear than seahorses and that he could have spent a good deal of time swimming rather than being afraid of the water and that he’s tougher than he thought he was. Monica is one tough girl who can seriously kick ass. Randy is pretty tough himself and a good best friend to have. Erik isn’t all he’s cracked up to be. This book is funny as hell and I give it five out of five stars.

Quotes
Wilderness Survival Tip! Rest forty-five minutes for every hour that you hike. If you’re hiking fast or over rough terrain, increase that number to forty-nine. Hiking isn’t any fun if your legs get tired.
-Jeff Strand (I Got a Very Bad Feeling About This p 29)
Wilderness Survival Tip! If you need to start a fire, you and burn the pages of this very book. Yes, you’ll hurt the author’s feelings, but that’s okay. Your life is more important. (If you’re reading this as an e-book, setting it on fire is not recommended.)
-Jeff Strand (I Got A Bad Feeling About This p 42)
You can’t start a fire on purpose, but you can build a shelter that bursts into flames when if falls apart? How is that even possible by any known laws of nature?
-Jeff Strand (I Got a Very Bad Feeling About This p 77)
Henry if you drown in water that doesn’t even come up to your waist, I will go after your entire family. I mean it.
-Jeff Strand (I Have a Very Bad Feeling About This p 103)